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Foreign country intrudes: this could be anything from election manipulation by Russia, to China taking the opportunity to invade Taiwan.
Harris wins Iowa: extremely unlikely; I discuss this further in the footnotes of my election explainer.
Elon Musk cringe: do I really need to eXplain this one?
Jimmy Carter passes: having finished off his bucket list by voting for Harris, the oldest living President becomes one with the Force.
Joe Biden appears: will he get an invite to Harris’s post-election speech?
Republicans lose House: in a stunning reverse, they fumble the only branch of government they currently control*.
*I avert my eyes from the Supreme Court.
Win popular vote & lose the election: in a repeat of Hillary Clinton (and Al Gore), a candidate’s vote share is distributed so “inefficiently” that getting more votes isn’t enough to take the swing states.
Trifecta: a party wins the House, the Senate and the Presidency, opening the gates to unrestricted power.
Trump wins Pennsylvania: the biggest swing state goes right.
Trump clears 350 EVs: the Democrats suffer total collapse and Trump grinds out upsets in states like Minnesota, Virginia, Colorado and New Hampshire to win the first landslide since 2008.
Nikki Haley emerges: Trump’s Republican rival on “standby” seizes the opportunity to cast her narrative as the future of the party.
Blexas: a Democrat wins statewide in Texas.
Democrats hold Senate: The Democrats, at most, only suffer a net loss of one Senator, and continue to control the upper chamber.
Political violence: be it fistfights on the streets or a crack at a candidate.
306-232: the Electoral College displays the same result for the third consecutive election.
Harris loses Michigan: a cornerstone of the Democratic Party turns away from her.
Harris wins Georgia: shock Democrat wins in the Deep South state in 2020 and 2021 are replicated.
Trump claims fraud: shocker.
Network calls wrong way: as in 2000, one of the major news networks announces a candidate has won a state that they actually go on to lose.
Melania not with Donald: the former President’s out and about, but his wife’s nowhere to be seen.
Rudy Giuliani with a steel chair: he crawls out of the Four Seasons on the eve of Armageddon to do battle for the Lord.
Midwest splits: of the three Midwestern swing states, one candidate wins one and the other wins the other two.
269-269: a tie. Into the big muddy.
Harris wins Wisconsin: Hillary Clinton’s Waterloo proves amenable to voting for a woman after all.
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